I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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