he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Your cock deserves a montage
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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