Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
