i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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