I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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