I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
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