I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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