but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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