He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
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