Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
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