that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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