In the future we'll all be gay
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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