your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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