I molested 6 butterflies tonight
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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