I hate all girls vehemently.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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