should my penis look like a turkey
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize