So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
