People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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