My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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