Do you still have your period?
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I got inside last night via doggy door
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