i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
accomplished twins. life is a go
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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