margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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