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So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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