Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
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