I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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