You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
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