covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
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