in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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