Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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