But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
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