Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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