No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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