i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
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