it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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