no, he came in my armpit
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
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