she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
i now understand why vodka
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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