How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
