Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Randomize
