he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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