she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
only if we run a train.
done.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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