I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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