But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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