Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
How does one acquire holy water?
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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