I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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