I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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