is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Randomize
