one might say we're banned from that church
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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