He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I supernannyed him into submission
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
