That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
my liver is dry heaving
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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