careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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