Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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