I'm eating all of the evidence.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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