The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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