she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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